How cute, she thinks, until the gun goes off and a woman waiting in line (mother Kathryn Hahn) is hit. A police officer (father Jason Butler Harner) steps in. Hilarity ensues as this proves to be one of many set-ups created by the infamous Fangs. An old lady mouths "What the fuck?" You'll be thinking much the same. The quirkiness, at least initially, is intriguing. "Life is sweet so taste it while you still can," says dad. The script is rife with such platitudes and, predictably, the children later in life carry the weight of an upbringing which blurred the lines between reality and artifice. Both working in the creative realm, Buster (Bateman) is a struggling novelist and Annie (Nicole Kidman) is a second-rate actress prone to the odd brush with the tabloids. A freak accident with a potato sees Buster hospitalised. With the imminent arrival of parents Caleb (Christopher Walken) and Camille (Maryann Plunkett), he persuades sis to come join/rescue him.
The awkward reunification is interrupted by news that their parents have been killed in suspicious circumstances. Buster thinks they're really dead, Annie isn't so sure but the troubled siblings use the investigation of their parents' disappearance to attempt to unlock the shackles of their youth. Amid the pretentious ridiculousness of it all you just won't care what has become of the older generation as so little has been invested in us associating or sympathising with those on-screen. The kookiness soon wears off to reveal a vacuous group of individuals interested only in themselves. The very first sickeningly contrived words of The Family Fang, which its elliptical structure will return to in the closing moments, are: "Imagine you're dead." By the end of the film you'll wish you were. Without the big names on the cast list it would not have been made and it's one to forget for all involved.
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